A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.
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A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.
by lez Tue May 18, 2010 1:37 pm
A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.
It's after midnight.
While on route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in
the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees..
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and here is his
wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money from Daddy.
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new Riviera.
HE paid for your season rugby tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our Golf club membership, and HE even pays the monthly
rent!'
Shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a
cold."
It's after midnight.
While on route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in
the act. For $100, the cabbie agrees..
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.
The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and here is his
wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money from Daddy.
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new Riviera.
HE paid for your season rugby tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our Golf club membership, and HE even pays the monthly
rent!'
Shaking his head, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'
The cabbie replies, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a
cold."
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Re: A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf.
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