Aussie randoms

If you are bitten by a black and white banded snake you must count the white bands because you will throw a fit for each one over several years until all the poison is out of your system.

Emu oil is only good for 2-stroke engines.

Plastic bags are grown on plastic bag trees in Cairns, Townsville and Carnarvon. They grow in a variety of colours and are particularly noticable growing along the side of the roads. Locals call them plantations.

It can get very hot in the Australian Outback, so you will observe large metal silver fans dotting the environment for the station owners to fan their European cows with.

There is no Australian event/activity that cannot be improved by a sausage sizzle.

Nothing is more useful than the Australian milk crate.

It's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to hold.