12 Again

A man was sitting on the edge of a bed, observing his beloved wife
looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was soon he asked her what she would like
"I'd like to be twelve again she said"
On her birthday morning he made her Co co pops and took her to Alton
Towers
What a day!

They went on every single ride in the park
Five hours they finally staggered out
Her head was reeling and her stomach upside down.

They went to Macdonalds she had a Happy meal and a chocolate shake.
Off to the cinema, m&ms and popcorn and cola.

Finally she got home to bed exhausted!

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
"Well dear what was it like being twelve again? "

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.



I MEANT MY DRESS SIZE, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!!!


The moral of the story : Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong....

Funny!!!! But OH how very, very, very, very, very, very TRUE!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]