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Post by Chook Thu Jun 03, 2010 9:25 am

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.

A groundskeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!' *** See below for translations

The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England . Could you repeat that for me, in English!?'

The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!











*** Translation: “Don’t drink the water. It’s full of cow’s shit and piss”

Burn = spring water or stream
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