Some Jokes.....WARNING.
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Some Jokes.....WARNING.
My neighbour pops his head over the fence again and says, “I want you to kill my wife for me, I’ll pay you $10,000.” I accept, telling him all it will take is one bullet, just below the left tit. He looks at me and says, “I want her dead – not fucking knee-capped!
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Not half bad. Japanese farmers reckon they’re doing it tough? BULLSHIT! I seen one farm on TV and the prick had two huge boats and about 20 cars in his front yard!
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What’s the difference between a refugee and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learnt English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home!
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A guy gets a call from the police telling his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five cans!”
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Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? My missus kicked me out after s! he caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”
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Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the ! front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the! back door!” Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this bloke at a party. In my defence….. when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
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I sa! w a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a sheila called Penny – spooky or what?
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Not half bad. Japanese farmers reckon they’re doing it tough? BULLSHIT! I seen one farm on TV and the prick had two huge boats and about 20 cars in his front yard!
***************
What’s the difference between a refugee and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learnt English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home!
*******************
A guy gets a call from the police telling his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five cans!”
********************
Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? My missus kicked me out after s! he caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”
*******************
Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the ! front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the! back door!” Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.
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Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this bloke at a party. In my defence….. when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.
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I sa! w a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a sheila called Penny – spooky or what?
Chook- Crayfish
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Join date : 2010-03-16
Re: Some Jokes.....WARNING.
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Mugs- Crayfish
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Age : 75
Location : milder kent
Re: Some Jokes.....WARNING.
I use to go out with a girl named Dawn,
every now and then I close my eyes and I can see the crack of Dawn.
every now and then I close my eyes and I can see the crack of Dawn.
Maverick- Krill
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Join date : 2010-03-12
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