Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,
and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

A doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd
started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins,
the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy
fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov
iennr ****s. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

Near perfect plan I reckon. I better go check the cupboards...