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That's all very well for you young Tambulator, but you've got to remember the old git is ignoring me on purpose. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] He's sitting hereabouts watching and getting his jollies while making me pay for what he regards as my past transgressions [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

I am not fooled. In fact it's getting to the point where I may be forced to fly to that freezing excuse for a country and give him a good swift kick in his cods. If I could actually fit on a plane I might even follow up on the threat [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

this is now the longest thread on this site [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

come and have a go if you think you're hard enough [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

My missus asked me what i was doing today, i replied Fuck all .... You did that all day yesterday she replied ....

yeah and i haven't finished

He Broke, he broke ha ha ha ha you poonce I thought I'd have to go on for another couple of weeks at least.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Don't tell me I don't know the enemy8) In the old days he was harder

Hi Baldy[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Heres a pommy one for you:

• Prince Harry says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a shit, he’s still going.
  

got that fence fixed yet ?

as if you give a shit[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

BUT....no actually. and as you'd expect there is a state wide shortage of any form of fencing materials, hence it should be fixed this time next year.
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lez wrote:BUT....no actually. and as you'd expect there is a state wide shortage of any form of fencing materials, hence it should be fixed this time next year.
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like I give a shit [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

AAAAARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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Hoisted by my own petard



Look that up in your funk and wagnalls wanker

you have no idea how much I enjoyed typing that

Oh I know, I know and I say unto you verily you will pay for this day...



But seriously......Hows the weather?[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

like I've forgotten the platypus affair ? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

The what????

I...and I'm sure any others reading this have no idea what you're going on about.

Sounds to me like either the onset of senility or some form of mental paranoia[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

By the way Tam...what is this little smiley ->[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Hmm et tu tam?

*sigh*

fishless fish fingers

Is that what you get when you're with a lady????

lez wrote:By the way Tam...what is this little smiley ->[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Not a clue Lez...

Not one I have uploaded or added so...

Just one of the little mysteries of life

I'll enlighten you as to a mystery...

It's a mystery to me how long you think you'll continue to get away with posting pictures on Facebook of succulent seafood smorgasbords, that you and yours partake in, before someone comes along....and well I can only imagine what sort of jealous mongrels exist out there.

The few have-it-alls need to be careful of the many have-it-nots